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GrossFrom a very young age I held heavy in my heart a deathly fear of anything which exited the body. Of course, there were the traditional exports which all children had listed in their heads in order of ascending grossness, including but not limited to: spit, snot, boogers, vomit, earwax, chewed food, eye boogers, poop, wee, farts, sometimes including toenails. So it was with utter disgust I witnessed my mother and her boyfriend kiss, officially beginning as 'good-bye' kisses, progressing into 'hello' kisses, and soon became 'I-feel-like-kissing' kisses. By this point I should have come to realize that gross things can only lead to mGross


Office PartyMy mother had an office party last night. At some point, she brought a bunch of people upstairs to look at rooms and stuff. After franticly throwing papers over my bed in an attempt to look like I was studying, ten or so people piled in and began to make offhand comments about the color of the walls and such. This one guy, whom I didn't recognize, had previously been sitting in the front room (while everyone else was out in the back eating chips and drinking) staring at the wall across from him, mouth open slightly. He shuffled in at the back of the group, and moved aside when they all left, but didn't leave. Instead, he was staring at a frisOffice Party


DWSIn a small town, a stranger will get more attention than anyone who lives there. So what if the Doctor removed several Legos from Timmy's stomach? This stranger had a piece of apple pie from Dorothy's and didn't say he liked it (first person in ten years, said Dorothy, shaking her head. Ten whole years). Tonight, he's sleeping at Barbara's bed and breakfast. Who's brave enough to ask how long he'll stay? *** "Yes, officer," She accepted the handkerchief with a pale hand, balled it up in her palm. "Thank you so, so much." Murmuring something about the next time, the cop shoved a fat hand in his pocket and began whistlinDWS


Doal 3dMargaret stretched just a little more, but atop the wobbling stool, that was all it took. One final push set her toppling down, arm crashing into the shelf, body to the stacks of boxes and sacks full of sugars and salt and Godknowswhat- then her face hit the corner of something and her cheek smarted and her body and head ached, while she was laying over the sacks and another corner, a different box, was right under her stomach and the corner in her gut-- She lay, disoriented and breathing shallowly but not really paying attention at all, because God be blessed it hurt like little had ever hurt before. Everything ached and grDoal 3d
Beyond Biorthday looks SOOOOOO hot. :3
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One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
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TemariTrainer: I must warn you. I am mentally unstable! (GWAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
TemariTrainer: May I brush your teeth for a dollar?
TemariTrainer: If you can't beat them, let them eat cake!!
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Puck: And give nothing in return for this merriment? Puck is many things, but never a poor guest.
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Demona: You serve the human, now you can serve me.
Puck: Serving humans is fun. They have a sense of humor. You have none
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"Don't make mountains out of molehills. It leads to angry moles."
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Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt - Aly of Pirate's Swoop
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#alwaysmotivated
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"I must remember it has always been like this: those Trojan women learning their fates; the simple sharpness of the guillotine. A filigree of cruelty adorns every culture." (Linda Pastan A Rainy Country)
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